Walmart phoned twice to tell me my glasses were ready. Two weeks have elapsed and I couldn’t procrastinate any longer. I hate Walmart but it is near my home and spares me prolonged driving in terrible Waco traffic. While I was “out,” and “Smart Cuts” was on my route, I got a haircut.

When I made the selection of frames for new glasses, I told the lady I wanted something “big and conspicuous so people see the glasses and not my ugly old face.”