The reader may be too young to remember “Watergate.” The reader may lack interest in my “back gate.” That’s OK-you’re OK. This is my journal and I choose to write about “back gate.” Apparently, I am not OK because my neighbor shut the gate!! That broke my heart; I can’t stop crying. I “check” two-dozen times a day. (Aren’t you delighted that the topic wasn’t genealogy or weather??) 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Three Quarters & Counting 
Looks like there’s a big moving truck behind the fence. Maybe the people moving shut the gate. Who knows? But you know where “assuming” gets you.