Seriously, what’s wrong with Lorraine?

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You know who  came to her computer to “do something.”  Details: One tiny over-the-counter sleep aid just before ten PM last night (and went to bed). Two hours later: Wide, wide awake. Took one tiny over-the-counter sleep aid (AllerLife) at twelve midnight. Wide awake at six and moved from the bed to the comfortable chair in front of the TV. The mind is awake but the body is still asleep. Hypothetical: The “body” heard “the old lady”  say “the old lady”  (dozens of times) and decided to respond accordingly. It started so innocently: This blogger does not like to use the perpendicular pronoun.