This old lady isn’t interested in the mania (“March Madness”). Furthermore, she isn’t celebrating “National Puppy Day.” Dogs–and Lorraine–have a poor history. Years ago, while “dog sitting,” a strong young canine pulled me down (while walking) and my right arm was broken due to the fall. This past year, likewise “dog sitting,” the mother-with-puppies bite my leg (and I still have the scar). I’m better at “plant sitting” (lol).