On a rainy day, a message about & for senior citizens

LOL with pink letters and black backgroundAn acquaintance sent me the following message. There were several Senior cartoons but I don’t want to be guilty of forwarding them to my friends and acquaintances. Without using a black felt pen, I “redacted” a lot of the contents of this message. 

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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?”

“Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to 
the person to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger 
than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No” he said. “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

 

 

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A short neurological test

1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3 – Now find the N below. It’s a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you’re far
 from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.

Congratulations!


Oh. One more test….


Find the 44th USA
 President.

44th President

 

 

 

 

 

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Well, congratulations, you’re not color blind either!

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LOL with pink letters and black backgroundLorraine here: This message has been stored since April 28, 2016.  The fact that I published it today is an indication that #1) I’m bored, #2) there isn’t anything interesting in my life to write about, #3) the camera is broken, or #4) it’s raining and I can’t work in the garden.

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