I miss my dead tree “bottle tree” with Christmas lights. Here I am, after the catastrophe, thinking about the purchase of a metal tree. I like this tree but I’m definitely not going to splurge due to the shipping cost!! What do you think? OK, OK, I hear you. Two professional “bottle bushes” and one professional “bottle tree” are sufficient—plus the three professional “bottle chandeliers.” Plus: Two improvised bottle trees.

Here is a “bottle tree” at a reduced price if you are interested in joining me and my fetish.